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英语精选笑话大全带翻译
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。
英语精选笑话大全带翻译
一个小男孩非常想要一百美元买一辆自行车，但是祈祷了两个星期也没有结果。于是，他决定给上帝写一封信要这一百美元。当邮局收到这封收信人为“美国，上帝”的信后，他们决定把它寄给美国总统。总统很重视，也很感动。他命令他的'秘书寄给个小男孩五美元纸钞。总统认为这对于一个小男孩来说应该是一笔大钱了。这个小男孩收到这五美元后非常高兴，又坐下来给上帝写了一封感谢信，信中写道:
A little boy wanted one hundred dollar for a bicycle very badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA，they decided to send it to the president. The President was so impressed，touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a five bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted wish the five-dollar bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:
亲爱的上帝:
Dear Lord，
非常感谢你寄给我的钱。可是我发现，由于某种原因您通过华盛顿寄给我的钱，像往常一样，那些奇怪的人扣走了九十五美元。
Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted ninety-five dollars.
罗杰
Love,Roger
英语精选笑话大全带翻译
母亲最知情
Conversation between mother and child:
以下是毋亲和孩子的对话:
"Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“我能吃块巧克力甜饼吗?”
"How do you ask?"
“你怎么说话呢?”
"May I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“您能让我吃块巧克力甜饼吗?"
"What do you say?"
“你说什么?”
"May I please have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“请您允许我吃块巧克力甜饼吧?”
"No. It's too close to supper."
“不行，马止就要吃晚饭了。”