雅思考试作文经典笑话

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雅思考试作文经典笑话

雅思考试作文经典笑话1

I dont have time to read, because I must study.

Studying usually involves reading!

I shared it by myself.

You cannot share things with yourself!

It has some disadvantages, because its good for their furture.

Disadvantages are bad by definition!

China is a big country, so we have four seasons.

Small countries may have four seasons, too!

She is a good person, because I know her father.

The fact that you know her father doesnt mean she is a good person!

雅思考试作文经典笑话2

My friend must be like animal。

What a curse!

We share the same things-even the same boyfriend!

It is possible but immoral。

My major is violence。

I hope not so! I often go to the loo to see wild animals。

Sound way too funny! You might mean zoo。

My city has a bright future, because of me。

Shall we try something modest?